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High as Giraffe Pussy

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy
by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019
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Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied
Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy
by danielkhan December 27, 2018
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Eat Dat Pussy 445

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard to lewandowski that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
Eat dat pussy 445: its When Sex goes wrong and you cant feel your dick anymore. Its like 911.
by foreign hoez November 30, 2017
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Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009
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Pussy Scale

A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).
*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!

*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*
by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011
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pussy kiss

For straight males only:
When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.
I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!
by the storm drains January 13, 2009
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pussy cat

just a cat the real name for a cat until a hole bunch of idiots using the word pussy as a womans genitilia
here pussy cat here puss puss puss
by bando mando December 16, 2020
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