proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010

Profanitation

The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.

A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'

B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'

by Alyxandr December 28, 2011

proctitute

An individual who sells anal sex; combination of the word 'prostitute' and the prefix 'proct-', which revolves around an anus.

WTF!? There's a proctitute over there trying to get my attention!

by boyboy626 July 8, 2016

procterian

belief that god is an asshole

I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it

by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

Proctackalate

To procrastinate; to put off; to delay

I just did sixty days because I proctackalate on paying paying my child support, now saying he one take my motherfuckin' license for six motherfuckin' months!

by Shorty Reese April 3, 2017

Ploft

When your cheeks are sore

My cheeks are ploft

by Mr Tubbins April 19, 2018

Profaninate

Mean you are make of laundry profaninate cussing ya boiii

You are a big profaninater

by Laundrylover666 May 2, 2018