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premature status change

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.
me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!
by Mchl January 4, 2007
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Premature Starjaculation

When one's Star Power, while playing Guitar Hero, is released before it's wanted time.
Premature starjaculation can be very frustrating when you need that star power to finish a tough combo... fuck you "Bark at the Moon"
by Jase has diarrhea February 20, 2007
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when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
by a babies goad May 4, 2017
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Premature Association

noun
The act of prematurely adding someone to your friend list on facebook or myspace; Often a result of using the auto-discovery function, whereby one inadvertantly adds several people from their gmail contacts list, only to later realize there were certain names included that were not intended to have become friended.
her: "omg, I totally blew it and friended my new boss on facebook. Now she'll know I'm multislacking all day at work."

him: "Sounds like premature association. Wait a few weeks then defriend her...maybe she won't notice."
by my2wins June 10, 2008
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premature applausulation

the art of always applauding at the wrong time during a concert or live event, the equivalent of premature ejaculation for music lovers
Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!
by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010
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premarital interdigitation

n. The act of holding hands before marriage.

Formed from "pre-" meaning before, "marital" meaning marriage, "inter" meaning joining, "digit" meaning finger.

Often is used by someone to give another an awkward scare because it reminds them of premarital intercourse.
Mom: So..have you and Jake had premarital interdigitation?
Daughter: Oh yeah! On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, in the kitchen, at a restaurant, looking at the stars, on a walk, ...etc.
by BrianGuyan July 4, 2011
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premature swagulation

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011
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