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Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.
Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.
by jackbox281 September 28, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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the single prayer.

Person 1: Hey...are you sexually aroused often?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 6, 2025
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A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Prayer Walk

Going for a convenient late night walk, that's really just so you can smoke weed. Great cover word to disguise your dirty habits for your deeply religious parents.
Prayer Walk partakers will often come back feeling very spiritual. 100% would recommend.
Billy - 'Yo mum I'm just going on a prayer walk real quick'
Mum - 'No worries son, what a good boy going outside to be at one with the lord'
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Billy (Blazed like a motherfucker) - 'I'm back mum'
Mum - 'My, my. Looks like you've felt the touch of Jesus Christ'
by DeadEyeDonny March 28, 2022
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Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.
by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022
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