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Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it
I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie
by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021
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PORNO SLOT MACHINES

drunk customers, "huh" look if it's SIN CITY , "put your money where the SLOGAN IS"...ALCOHOL YEAH!!!!

HERMAN W0UK , WYNNDS 0F WAR
Hey this is PARADISE as let's EAT AND since we are DRUNK we can STIFF OUR SERVERS BUTT wait TED look what they just installed PORNO SLOT MACHINES and it says you can't ever lose as you get this illustrated "SEX DICTIONARY and the rules of THE GAME as they said " and no worries the GRATUITY is automatically BUILT IN as well as a "REAL DATE FINDER" from G00GLE ALPHABET TECHNOLOGY now that IS PARADISE!!!!! and a great application of that GIGANTIC TENSOR PROCESSING PLANTS in HENDERSON, NEVADA.

GAD ZOUKS, look SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI went to the WYNN the 33 JAMES THE BELL BOY BOSS MURREN KIRKORIAN IN ANAL ALAN came back on the SDX as I think he pointed out his PICTURE to people on the SDX at the time as not too crowded and the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPJILE PEDOPHILE AS ALAN I WALDMAN as he is getting another phone today as "be prepared to be shocked" as notice his name is appearing as "YOU will find out WHY" as I questioned about the BIG FIVE to SUNDER on that day , of OCTOBER 1, 2015 as do you like FACEBOOK, MICROSOFT, GOOGLE, APPLE, AMAZON ....does SUNDER remember his answers to these questions? , I remember he was soso about GOOGLE, reason as name was kidnapped by the GENERAL PUBLIC " as just GOOGLE "PEDOPHILIA" and "METSEETSUGERESUCERCHUPAR SHELKHATUTAPOS NEAREEMYALDAHPUERPUELLAGARCONFILLENINONINA it at the PORN FARM.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022
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Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.
I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.
by Marty1985 June 18, 2022
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Porno Titty

When you are having sex with a woman and only one of her tits moves, like you see all the time in a porno.
I was nailing this woman wheel barrow style and she had a Porno Titty going on because only her left tit was moving.
by Marty1985 June 29, 2022
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porno-esque

A woman whose actions are of a porno star, or a whore.
Her vulgar “porno-esque" behavior made her look like a whore.
by mrodriguezjd95 May 5, 2022
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Porno bob

A short to medium length haircut, often dyed blonde and straightened , popular with porn stars.
Hey have you seen Jessica's new haircut? She got a porno bob!
by Buddy Paradise September 15, 2021
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Porno Tash

Mustache grown by young men to look old enough to buy alcohol.
by Bwakabats December 2, 2023
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