Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020

porno

sir. there arent any fucking pornos on this site- visit pornhub.com :)

porno=not here

by anonymous6969;) October 19, 2020

Porno accurate

When the quality of a movie or acting is so bad its like watching a Porno

John: did ya hear about Resident evil Welcome to Raccoon City

Steve: naw mate i heard its pretty Porno Accurate

by Arndehgrt August 3, 2022

Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.

I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.

by Marty1985 June 18, 2022

Porno Titty

When you are having sex with a woman and only one of her tits moves, like you see all the time in a porno.

I was nailing this woman wheel barrow style and she had a Porno Titty going on because only her left tit was moving.

by Marty1985 June 29, 2022

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022