by Kingjoel October 23, 2022
Get the The postman mug.The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
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by imjelqing August 7, 2024
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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the The Postman Rings Twice mug.Person: look how sexy pat is, I should call him sexy postman pat!
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*
by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026
Get the sexy postman pat mug.A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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