Black hole: This poop is EXTREMELY DENSE. It also is so hard to make it plop out your ass that you end up sucking in the entire universe while you shit. Not the best. After you do a black hole poop, RUN or it'll try suck you into the toilet with it as it goes down.
Big Gaz: John the weirdest thing happened yesterday.
John: What
Big Gaz: I just shit a black hole poop, my pp got sucked in with it, I feel so naked.
John: What
Big Gaz: I just shit a black hole poop, my pp got sucked in with it, I feel so naked.
by MASSIVESHIT December 6, 2019

If you typed this, I'm assuming you're either:
a. bored (in which case i'm bored too)
b. a weird person who is interested in poop (ew)
c. studying poop for some exam you have
or d. wondering what Urban Dictionary has to say about poop.
a. bored (in which case i'm bored too)
b. a weird person who is interested in poop (ew)
c. studying poop for some exam you have
or d. wondering what Urban Dictionary has to say about poop.
by helloiambirb October 6, 2020

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by porter_isfat_nocap May 24, 2021
