When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 May 17, 2014
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This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
Poopcrastinating in its various forms:
1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.
2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.
3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."
1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.
2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.
3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."
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