ass poison

A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.

After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.

by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014

Party Poison

Party Poison is known as a character from Danger Days. You can also find him in the comic book called "True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys". He literally loves drinking piss every meal.

Fun Ghoul: Why are you drinking my piss?
Party Poison: Because it' basically healthy duh

by mychemicalgeesus November 19, 2018

White poison

A reference to cocaine.

Shit cuz, don't be sniffing that white poison!

by Winners circle March 22, 2020

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Night apple is poison apple

An Apple property discovered by Jeon Jungkook in the VLive comments. Don’t worry, even if you eat it, you will be alright…..ONLY……only if you’re JK

Jk: “Night apple is……”
*furiously searches Papago for the right word*
Jk: “Poison!”
Jk: “Night apple is poison apple……but…I’m ok…because……………………I’m JK ✨”

by that apple March 11, 2023

dick poison

A woman who has many STDs

That woman is dick poison

by anonsequitur January 6, 2015

plot poison

The opposite of plot armor

Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.

Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.

by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017