Jack o Platinum

Jack o platinum is the best shiny in yba. only cool poeple have it!!!!!!!

Oh my God! this Guy over there has Jack O Platinum! Hes soooo cool. hes living my dreaam

by lolman187 August 9, 2022

platinum drip

The Drippest Drip you can in New Vegas

“I spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip it’s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!”

“No”

by Nein September 28, 2021

Platinum Rogue

1. A rogue of the highest order. A perpetrator of extremely roguish behavior

2. A celebrity of questionable morals who commits a criminal act for no discernible reason

3. A well-dressed, well-mannered individual who is prone to the occasional wanton misdemeanor

Example 1: Stealing a snake, taking said snake to the changing rooms of a well known, high street lingerie shop and releasing the snake into a randomly chosen stall screaming "How's that for a trouser snake!" before running away

Example 2: A footballer stealing a packet of chewing gum, a d-list soap opera star smashing the windows of a costcutter

Example 3: A former public schoolboy smashing the wing mirrors off a people carrier after the MILF negotiating the behemoth cut him off at a t-junction

Person 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Person 2: He can't help it, he's a platinum rogue

by CECHAP October 22, 2012

Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 8, 2023

Star Platinum

Punchy Boi

dude, have you seen Star Platinum in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? He's such a punchy boi.
What?!? who's Star Platinum, I only know of hamon!

by RobotGamer08 September 6, 2020

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

Platinum Puller

This involves Jerkmate Ranked, it is Rank 5. Only the person who goons and has the most strokes per second is allowed up here.

Damn, that dude is a platinum puller, he must be so good at gooning.

by x2 AssBandit February 27, 2025