Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

narc plague

The affliction or nuccance of being related to or acting as an informant to authority figures.

I was treated like a narc plague. Classmates would be disrespectful to me in choir, and the teacher who was my mom called them out for it, then they got mad at me. Pricks.

by Goldybobblehead December 19, 2022

lesbian plague

A virus currently effecting lesbian relationships.

Dude, what happened to them? They were so cute together?

Their relationship fell to the lesbian plague

by Maddygray03 August 5, 2022

Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.

The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024

australian plague

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians

We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague

by SaucyBoi3000 May 14, 2018

Plague

When you need another adjective to describe the corona virus or to name something killer/dope.

Bro that old glizzy under shaq’s car was plague, Hope it doesn’t make me sick!

by ReaRegina September 17, 2020

Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022