The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 18, 2011

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Plugged and Pillaged

Another term for a cornhole that has been plundered by a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has been plugged and pillaged.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Crowd around the pillar

Irish slang. Itchy balls.

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.

by Golden V February 9, 2025