by pppoopoomick February 16, 2022
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Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?
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Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?
Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!
Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?
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by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023
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by Ackniculous September 20, 2021
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by crystalpierre_ November 11, 2020
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