My friend Markus who owes say's he's not coming when he know he is but he wants people to act like their sad he is not coming that's a pick me.
by bigmarkie April 28, 2024
Get the Pick Memug. annoying girls who think they are "one of the boys" or say "oh my god! I'm sooooo ugly!" but then the next thing you know they compliment themself a millisecond later. They are also attention seekers and compliment fishers
jason: yea bro i totally wanna hang out with you
kaleb: sure, this weekend?
jason: su-
Pick me girl: Oh my god can i come too 🥺👉👈
jason: nah its just for me and my friends
Pick me girl: I can come too right?? Im one of the boys
jason and kyle (internally): ...omg not these pick me girls help us jesus PLEASE
kaleb: sure, this weekend?
jason: su-
Pick me girl: Oh my god can i come too 🥺👉👈
jason: nah its just for me and my friends
Pick me girl: I can come too right?? Im one of the boys
jason and kyle (internally): ...omg not these pick me girls help us jesus PLEASE
by edging_in_my_goon_cave October 1, 2022
Get the pick me girlsmug. 1. conservative homosexuals who claim "they're not like other gays" and "there exists nothing like Homophobia" just to get Conservative brownie points.
2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.
3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.
4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.
Also called grifter.
2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.
3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.
4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.
Also called grifter.
Abhijit Iyer Mitra is a pick me gay. He's an ugly warthog who dances in dresses and then shits on the trans community. He's also very unhygienic and could have syphilis.
by waayytogo December 27, 2023
Get the Pick me gaymug. A male who pays attention to female dominated interests such as pretty boy kpop bands, girl crush concepts, and alpha female rappers such as Jessi or Hyolyn. He does it to seek approval, similarly to pick-me girls who pretend to like cars, sports, and dark humor to appear more desirable.
by OffensiveKpopFan November 2, 2023
Get the pick-me boymug. by anonymous August 3, 2021
Get the pick me upmug. “I hang with the boys all day because all other girls start drama, it’s not because I’m a pick me girl I’m just different” -allison
by plobae June 16, 2022
Get the pick me girlmug.