A false vibration felt in the most used pocket of your cellphone. You feel what you believe is your cellphone going off, you go to check, and actually nothing has happened. Only works when cellphone is on vibrate.
A false vibration in your pocket. you go to check and nothing happened, this is a phantom vibration.
by enchantedflorist March 25, 2010
by kindajung May 11, 2005
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the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.
1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.
2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
by blueberry bandit March 04, 2006
driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.
I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.
by Ya Momz May 04, 2005
The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."
by The Chocolate Phantom June 24, 2010
The act of pooping on objects with out being seen. Mostly done solo and in conjunction with a night of hard drinking. Spots hit roofs of cars, ash trays, top of mailbox, counter tops, jean pockets. ect....
by Bob Oso February 12, 2006