Blanket pet

Farting under a blanket.

After consuming a large quantity of beans Bob made several blanket pets!

by Troll trollin' August 16, 2011

pet project

A project, activity or goal pursued as a personal favorite, rather than because it is generally accepted as necessary or important.

Don't bother him about his pet project. You'll never tear him away from it.

by pysana_torba December 18, 2017

Petting the eagle

Using American-based imagery to get consumers to purchase your product.

I've seen a lot of corporations petting the eagle since September 11th.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Teacher's pet

Someone who allways follows all the rules and dose what the teacher says and tells on anyone els when there braking rules or a rule.

Also this dosent just go for telling a teacher it can also go for anyone els like a adult , babysitter or a boss ect. It just teacher because there are more rules in school and more people will tell

Jack: Mr.John Jimmy has his phone in class

Jimmy: No I don't it's in my locker

Jack: I saw you put it in your pocket

Mr.John: Give me your phone Jimmy, thank you for telling me Jack

Jack: Your welcome

Mr.John: Jimmy you should always follow the rules, like Jack here

Jimmy: Jack your a teacher's pet

Jack: Mr.John Jimmy called me a teacher's pet

by Just a name267 January 27, 2018

Pet-moocher

A person who visits their friends and relatives residences to spend time, love and play with their pets (mostly cats and dogs), to avoid the responsibility of maintaining, walking, feeding and caring for pets of your own; hence having the best of both worlds. It's not uncommon for a pet-moocher to suggest getting one or more pets, to their friends and family members, they often visit.

My friend is such a pet-moocher! He saw this cute little kitten at the kennel and suggested that I take it in! I already have ten cats, and he's never helped me change the kitty litter, once. Ha!

by Spyderrr December 25, 2010

pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

teachers pet

to be always trying to impress the teacher and get on the good side.
teachers pets include the good kind that's doesn't try and doesn't use it for advantages. others include the teachers pets that do it for the label and the special privileges. but the worst teacher pet includes the kind that do it so when students dob them in the teachers don't believe it.

Amelia is such a teachers pet it make me want to punch her
Yvette is so cool, is soo a teachers pet

by Cassandra Fuziness March 18, 2015