Skip to main content

pete wentz

bassist and lyricist for the pop/punk/emo (with random screaming, especially on second/first c.d., take this to your grave) band, fall out boy.
does most of the speaking for the band in interviews, on their web site, etc.
born in wilmette (a suburb of chicago), ohio.
lives with his parents.
wears girl jeans better than most girls.
runs decaydance records and clandestine clothing inc.
lyrics are simultaneously amusing and heartbreaking.
has famously long titles for songs that often include allusions to other media.
"gee golly, pete wentz sure is cool."

"on the drive home/joke about the kid you used to see and his jealousy/breaking hearts has never looked so cool/as when you wrap your car around a tree/your makeup looks so great next to his teeth"

sort of funny, sort of sad and creepy.

"it is not a side effect of the cocaine, i am thinking it must be love" - title on "my heart will always be the b-side to my tongue" that is a bowie line from "station to station".
mugGet the pete wentzmug.

Willie Pete

Willie Pete sure tastes swell!
by Johnny Manwhore February 22, 2004
mugGet the Willie Petemug.

Pete in the Tish

A shortened version of the phrase "Compete in the Competition"
"Hey alec, wouldn't it be special if we could pete in the tish?"
by George & Martha January 24, 2009
mugGet the Pete in the Tishmug.

Salacious pete

During intercourse while in cowgirl position, without warning as your woman rises up your shaft. You pull her feet out from under her and force her to land with your member in her ass while holding her ankles.
Having sex last night I pulled a salacious Pete on this chick.
by Infoman101 June 23, 2014
mugGet the Salacious petemug.

Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.
Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.
by d2zag March 31, 2015
mugGet the Panic Petemug.

uncle pete

a nickname for the Union Pacific Railroad company, typically used by Union Pacific employees.
I had to wait at the crossing for uncle pete to pass by.
by gilmore January 9, 2007
mugGet the uncle petemug.

piccolo pete

A small tubular whistling firework that can be hammered flat and made into a small explosive or m80.
DUDE! I blew the fucking trash can lid off with that piccolo pete!
by WilliamDougRyan August 30, 2005
mugGet the piccolo petemug.

Share this definition