Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.

by Malakas March 2, 2018

Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.

Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty

Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty

by HyFyR August 25, 2023

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

pasty tits

Women with naturally large breasts

That girl has some pasty tits

by Bellaspells May 13, 2016