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BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
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shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
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Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.
by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023
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Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour
Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!
by Yimothy August 5, 2023
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Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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Ham and Salmon pasty

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
by Mojomoon August 10, 2017
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