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Paradise

The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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Paradising

The present participle of *"Paradise"*, a nod to the verb *"to paradise"* which technically means "to turn into a paradise" or "systematically turning something adorable, heavenly, breath-taking".
"Shut up i'm paradising in my backyard."
"They spent paradising on their honeymoon."
by Jerem14. July 30, 2025
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sunset paradise

When your girlfriend lets you have sex at sunset.
Man, yesterday I have a real sunset paradise with my girlfriend.
by TollFreeAtOneEightHundred August 7, 2017
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stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.
Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com
by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018
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Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.
by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018
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Personal Paradise

The love sick, mushy, feeling you get after ejaculating, or when masturbating and you feel the vanilla pudding rise up your chords
Oh yes, HALLELUJAH!!!! THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM AT THE BEACH IN LOS ANGELES OR MIAMI WITH FRIENDS AND HAVING SEX ON MY BEACH TOWEL WITH A SURF BOARD COVER UP!!! It SURE IS FEELS LIKE A VACATION, A PERSONAL VACATION, A PERSONAL PARADISE!!!!!
by YGA Shark Choppa March 11, 2019
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