Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.
“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”
by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 19, 2019
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pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth
That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.
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pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.
Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.
by jarulf December 13, 2011
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Ur pap a trap

Worse than all other family insults
Nick:Ur mum gay
Joe:Ur granny Tranny
Nick:Ur pap a trap
by Dmantrappin March 17, 2018
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Papped

To have been let down or dogged at a particular time or event.
Hey man, did you go out with John last night?

"Nah me, he papped me last night"
by Urbanskater1 August 23, 2019
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zing pap

The proper name for a cart/weed pen.
by Thomas Zapata March 01, 2024
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Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
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