Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.

I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!

by Loafus Crambwell May 06, 2019

Chocolate Care Package

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

by SDC915 July 28, 2009

Oklahoma Care Package

To recieve oral sex during the act of playing either Call of Duty MW2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops. Since a Care Package in the game if a gift....so is a blowjob

Johnny was clearly frustrated at his performance on Call of Duty so Nancy gave him an Oklahoma Care Package

by Sgt. Roebuck November 16, 2010

destroy my package

When a woman wants you to absolutely tear that shit up, rearrange her guts, and give her the goober (she wants you to wreck that shit bro). She asks you to “destroy my package.”

Girl: Hi, I know we just met but can you please destroy my package?
Guy: I mean yeah I’m down.

by Pfeff1 October 20, 2020

Rear Package Slam

Striking or kicking a man in the testicles from behind.

That guy was such a jerk, so I snuck up behind him and delivered a Rear Package Slam

by NicktheDick July 01, 2012

my sick package

Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.

I’ve got my sick package and you’ve got your sick package.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Overnight Dart Package

A small package containing cigarettes to be given to one who is leaving home for the evening but wishes to bum the cigs he/she would have bummed off you had they remained at your house.

Hey bro, can I grab an Overnight Dart Package?

Is it cool if I steal an ODP from you?

I'm here for an overnight dart package.

I don't have a job, but feel I am deserving of your cigarettes, Can ya toss me an Overnight Dart Package?

by carl winslows chest hair February 02, 2010