cyber patrol

Internet filtering software that prevents the prurient minded from visiting donkey rape and warez sites on pcs that they don't own.

O noes cyber patrol!! now i cant go to my fave violent buttsecks sites on this public library pc :(

by Lucifer Cockfun August 18, 2006

pro patrol

he has very big penis and likes to sexxx with everyone (yes even boys)and is very pro in that

hey look he is having sex like a pro patrol

by i am noob August 28, 2021

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012

The slay patrol

a group of organised teenagers dedicated to slayin' the pussy.

"Awww bo, have you heard of the Marist Slay Patrol i heard there the best aye"

"bo i thought the marist slay patrol was a legend"

"nah bo i saw them slay a pack of pussy's last weekend-slay patrol"

"man there cool aye, especially Slappas and tossbot leadres of the slay patrol"

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"Man the Marist Slay Patrol completely Slay the pussy"

by Slappa's August 24, 2008

Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

by Luvmechanic May 16, 2016