cyber patrol

Internet filtering software that prevents the prurient minded from visiting donkey rape and warez sites on pcs that they don't own.

O noes cyber patrol!! now i cant go to my fave violent buttsecks sites on this public library pc :(

by Lucifer Cockfun August 18, 2006

po patrol

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

by ARZon January 8, 2017

Pumpkin Patrol

Pumpkin Patrol is the name given to people with above 25 farming, a full width pumpkin farm and above 300 speed in Hypixel Skyblock. Created by thirtyvirus, a YouTuber with over 100,000 subscribers, it became a group to rival the Wise Set Gang.

The Pumpkin Patrol will be faster than ANY other armour set.

by nadjit42 March 30, 2020

rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

by Luvmechanic May 16, 2016

The slay patrol

a group of organised teenagers dedicated to slayin' the pussy.

"Awww bo, have you heard of the Marist Slay Patrol i heard there the best aye"

"bo i thought the marist slay patrol was a legend"

"nah bo i saw them slay a pack of pussy's last weekend-slay patrol"

"man there cool aye, especially Slappas and tossbot leadres of the slay patrol"

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"Man the Marist Slay Patrol completely Slay the pussy"

by Slappa's August 24, 2008

Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018