Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.

Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!

by Si.83 June 25, 2022

Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!

Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches

by everybodysdoll May 27, 2018

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016