when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck
a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
by potterharry June 10, 2021
The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.
by aintnobumblebee January 16, 2011
game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it
by Stu 763 November 19, 2023
Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.
by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017
A girl who goes to all the boys hockey games and doesn't even play hockey. She also thinks she knows everything about hockey.
Your such a puck hoe Lexi.
by Litty bitty January 30, 2017
When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".
by RoMoNB July 16, 2024
Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 10, 2024