by Herrrbert June 27, 2025

by chickenstriptease July 21, 2020

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

by Deuce77!! November 27, 2024

A waiter walks up to you-
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.
“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.
“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.
“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”
Pour amino
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.
“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.
“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.
“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”
Pour amino
by Daddy zhongli October 5, 2021

by Word_Girl143 November 15, 2009

