The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
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Get the Portland dwellers mug.Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.
Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
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Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker
Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker
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Get the Portland Rug-burn mug.When walking in downtown Portland Oregon in the winter time, you put on a latex glove and pick up a homeless persons fresh pile of dookie.
it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!
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