pookie

A crack head, as in the character from New Jack City, Pookie.

Yo Mike is just strung out, he can't function when he's pookied up.

by azzhole415 January 13, 2008

Pookie

Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!

“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason

by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 12, 2018

pookie

usually a pet name, used when trying to persuade your girlfriend to videotape sex

man: hey pookie, this time, lets get it on camera
woman: -leavs boyfriend-

by llshyll October 2, 2008

pookie

1) a wee sized toot (fartette)
2) garfield's teddy bear

oops! there goes another pookie

by lisa November 12, 2002

Pookie

A term for a want to be Gangster, ghetto-ish underway showing thief, car-jacker, crack dealer, or anyone aspiring to the Master P lifestyle. An unemployed black male with 3 or more baby mamma's who still leaches off of society

"Man shit, I be lookin fah uh White boy to jack"

"look at pookie over there trying to pimp that 13 year old girl." says the deputy sheriff.

by Rebeldog March 3, 2011

pookie

A common name for someone in the hood

I'd like to give a shout out to ray ray ,lil john pookie n dem

by Chela March 28, 2003

POOKIE

Involves Pizza + Cookies. When you need a fallback plan and don’t want to leave your house, invite your favorite woman over and execute Joe’s classic POOKIE. Yes it always works just don’t use it every night.

“Vato, I was going to go to McDonald’s to get some fries for my puta but I think tonight I’m going to execute that POOKIE”.

by goejonzalez October 9, 2018