when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))
by minpin rico May 22, 2015
When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana
by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022
An old lonely pedophile who looks down girls shirts whilst helping them with their math n bitches at the tru G's who tell him off.
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student1: ay cuzz that nigga gray was checcin down your shirt today
student2: fucc cuzz that pedo is hella sicc
nigga1: nigga checc that female cuzz
nigga2: nigga what the fucc she like 12 years old. dont be a pedophile like gray
new_student: fucc cuzz i got a blocc math class
vetran_student: haha have fun wit pedophile gray cuzzo
student2: fucc cuzz that pedo is hella sicc
nigga1: nigga checc that female cuzz
nigga2: nigga what the fucc she like 12 years old. dont be a pedophile like gray
new_student: fucc cuzz i got a blocc math class
vetran_student: haha have fun wit pedophile gray cuzzo
by HTC_Crip4_Life January 17, 2009
Blogs, especially Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online discussion groups, which do not identify and screen out sexual offenders and predators.
I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the Pedophile Express.
Watch out for the MySpace the Pedophile Express.
Sexual offenders and predators interact with children on the Pedophile Express.
Express.
Watch out for the MySpace the Pedophile Express.
Sexual offenders and predators interact with children on the Pedophile Express.
Express.
by Jimmy Earl Carter, Jr. August 04, 2006
by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 22, 2004
any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
by a3ro October 10, 2010
A twisted version of hide and go seek where the hiders are children and the seeker(s) are pedophiles. Same rules as hide and go seek but once a hider is found/caught they are raped by the pedophile. Best if played at night and on school grounds (depending on the size of the playing area extra pedophiles may be needed) to add to the intensity that school children are running from a crazy pedophile. Some acting is required to get the best experience by both the pedophile and children: Player as the pedophile should make creepy grunts and scary laughs to scare the children, and children should scream and cry if caught and raped. Be warned that if school is by residential area and screaming is loud enough the police will be called. Invented by some crazy Gs up in Kenmore, Wa
Michael: We're playing pedophile tonight around 11
Alex: Sweet, who's playing pedophile?
Michael: Probably Taylor, he is the creepiest
Alex: Okay see you then
Pedophile: Game
Alex: Sweet, who's playing pedophile?
Michael: Probably Taylor, he is the creepiest
Alex: Okay see you then
Pedophile: Game
by Elphy August 20, 2010