Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 29, 2021

Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.

Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy

by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022

Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person

Person:“your such a paddie!“

by Paddiefounder#1 January 16, 2022

Paddy C

the most random person in the world, loves working at McDonalds and drinking Sailor Jerry

holy fuck, Paddy C cracked a funny

by mombaffa November 21, 2008

flatty paddy day

flatty paddy day is when all flat people get to show off their flatness and no one can say their flat

August 11 is flatty paddy day

by bdjdbdvdjdk October 17, 2019

Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton

“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Paddy Kerr’d

Royal naval slag for getting paralytic drunk

Let’s get paddy kerr’d tonight

by Nugget678 October 11, 2021