Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.

Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."

by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

Man Organ

An instrument that you would think of as being in the string family, but in reality, it is in the woodwind family. Another term for sucking cock. Playing the man organ.

Come here Steve, you tool. I am going to teach you how to play my man organ.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

organic

Granola eating, tree hugging, tie-dye making, hemp wearing, Berkeley native. Barely even brush their hair or shave; practice poor hygiene. Generally bare a resemblance to Tarzan, King of the Jungle. Related closely to the vegan, but a more obtuse form.

John: "So why'd you and Ari break up?"

Mark: "Dude. She never shaved her legs. That's just too organic for me..."

John: "That's messed up."

by Tara Y. October 13, 2007

Underground Organization

A group of people or publication that is kept secret by its members or another organization, that goes against the wishings of an administration or large group of people

a group of high school students producing a magazine not approved by the principal would be an underground organization

by H. Dumpty December 19, 2008

organitarian

One who eats exclusively Organic foods, in order to minimize the risk of ingesting GMOs (Genetically Modified Organisms).

Tommy wanted to buy the potato chips that said "organic" on the bag, but after looking at the ingredients list, he saw that they were cooked in non-organic Canola Oil. Since Tommy was an Organitarian, he did not eat the chips.

by Caelan January 29, 2008

Oging

The act of poking, jabbing or prodding someone with a blunt, hard object. Usually used in awkward situations in an untoward manner, in order to make the situation more awkward for both.

*oging*
*Awkward silence*
"Did you just oge me?"
"Yup..."
*even more awkward silence*

by Becca:):):) March 30, 2009