A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016
Get the bouncing bettymug. When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
Get the Cramer bouncemug. The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013
Get the Bouncing Eyesmug. When a crappy old honda is so low that the suspension can't even compress when it hits a bump so the whole car along with the people inside do a little "bounce" on every bump
by thechatroulletteguy December 6, 2012
Get the Honda Bouncemug. Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.
Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.
George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!
told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.
George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!
told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
by nameismatt August 12, 2015
Get the Bouncing goldfishmug. The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
Get the Pole Bouncingmug. the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot. In a parking lot this requires pulling through a spot, or backing in. For parallel parking this means to take the forwardmost spot in a line of spots. Referred to as bounce mode because it awards the driver the fastest possible escape, or ability to "bounce". Always handy in a qustionable situation.
"man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode."
by apewrath June 17, 2005
Get the bounce modemug.