Re-hyphening

1) The act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective-ass noun} Used for personal amusement only. From the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)

2) Verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person's vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.

Take note: Not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect - i.e. phrases like No-Talent Ass Clown or Punk-Ass Bitch - because the hyphens either don't make sense anywhere else, or they're just funnier where they are.

1)
Person One: Man, that's one ghetto-ass car!
Person Two: (Thinks: "Man, that's one ghetto ass-car!") Hehehe.

2)
Person One: I had a nasty-ass cold last week.
Person Two: An ass-cold? Is that some new STD?

Person One: Goddamn, I'm one bad-ass fucker!
Person Two: Yes, I bet you're a horrible ass-fucker, and I'm sure your boyfriend would agree.
Person One: Quit re-hyphening me, you ass bastard!

by E-McJeevey December 2, 2010

Re-Resolute

To have a "do-over" of a previous years' New Year's Resolution.

My resolution last year was to go to yoga. I didn't go, so I re-resolute to go to yoga in the new year.

My resolution was to lose weight this year, but I am still fat. I re-resolute to lose weight in the new year!

by I_Like_Books December 31, 2010

Re-rubber

the act of puttin on, then taking off a condom, only to put it backk on when shit is about to go down

Goon 1: Yo fam did you smash lass nite?

Goon 2: Yessir. Had to Re-rubber tho, she stunted for maddd long fam

Goon 1: Daaaammmnn smh at least you got in it

by juelzwuzzhere April 12, 2010

petal res

When the sage on your team in Valorant (Online FPS) uses her resurrect ability out in the god damn open, resulting in you dying for no reason for the second time.

Yo sage, can you come res me? Woah wait wait wait dude wat the hell was that petal res????

by kent102938 February 5, 2021

res blast

the act of hitting a dry bowl(no weed in it) in order to heat and cherry the pot resin to get high. often done the week after a working pot head quits his or her job.

Rusty: shit man i have no pot.

Dale me either lets just res blast these pipes.

by azsjkhbnmgtr February 8, 2010

Re-ree

when a special ed student has to re-read everything because hes too retarded to understand the first time.

john is being such a re-ree......thats gonna get him on a one way ticket on the short yellow bus to sped class

by Brock pepper April 18, 2017

re-round

To make something round in circumference once again.

Hey this Duravent is damaged ......... It's Ok Aleks i will re-round it.

by Status30 June 14, 2016