whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.

"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."

by Kurt Waggoner October 30, 2007

Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.

His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!

by Abesbox August 24, 2004

net registry

Net Registry has the opposite to the 'midas touch'

They have whats called the 'turn to shit touch'

EPIC FAIL

cheers

a.

Everything Net Registry Touch, it all just turn to shit EPIC FAIL

by Joesph Mahonie May 19, 2008

Net-Work

A term used when a Pro Wrestler uses the internet to trick his fans into thinking what he/she said online is real.

Did hear what Matt Hardy said on the internet? I bet it's another Net-Work.

by roundboy July 21, 2005

poop-net

the hair in the ass crack

he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net

by skidmarq April 03, 2006

“Nothin’ but Net”

When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a shot and doesn’t hit the rim.

“Man I am on a roll! I went to the bathroom and hit “Nothin’ but Net”

by Chea-Z November 28, 2007

net nonce

One who views child pornography on the internet.Perpetuates market and causes children to be abused in photos.

PD subscribed to a child porn website and got traced, he felt like killing himself.

by plinth February 14, 2004