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ayo she be lookin thicc today b

a thick ass girl thats like to tank boiz
ayo she be lookin thicc today b
by saxaphonebandit March 29, 2021
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not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night
hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today
by carnokarma April 1, 2021
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dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.
by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021
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gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.
Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!
by naia😍 March 15, 2022
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Today

Today is grab yo homies ass day, so go grab that shit
Today is today
by GuyLover42069 March 29, 2022
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Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
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Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022
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