Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."
Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"
Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"
Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"
by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022
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by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022
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Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012
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by Large Mouth Ass Catcher June 22, 2023
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"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"
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"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"
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by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010
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by AnalUrinator April 7, 2021
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by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022
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