Eastern o'clock

When you live in PST, but your company/friends/etc decide to set on a meeting time that seems "normal" in EST (9am), but ends up being outrageously early for PST (6am).

Co-Worker: I need to get up early tomorrow, got a meeting.
Another Co-Worker: Lemme guess, Eastern o'clock?
Co-Worker: Yup.

by ModernChaot April 9, 2022

piss o'clock

When it's time to piss

Hey I think it's piss o'clock

by Totally real person June 21, 2023

2 o'clock

A name given to a black person who is very very dark.

Man look at Jerome, man he 2 o'clock.

by Joe smoee July 21, 2006

Stupid o'clock

Any time before 8 am

I had to get up at stupid o'clock

by Betty February 13, 2004

Beer O'Clock

No matter what the actual time it is, it's time to drink.

Guy 1: What time is it? It feels like too late for another drink...

Guy 2: Glad you asked. It's Beer o'clock!

Guy 1: He got me! This guy... Alright, two more beers lovely bartender!

by Tanus August 27, 2011

dick o'clock

When the big hand's on "last call for alcohol" and the little hand's on "that dude's been here since happy hour".

"I got arrested last night at dick o'clock".

"I started macking on the last call beauty queen at dick o'clock".

"I stayed out last night till dick o'clock, and had a wicked bad hangover all day at work".

by kcolby August 26, 2006

wrist o'clock

The time, as given by someone who doesn't have a watch and is too lazy to get their phone/other mobile device out to look.

Joe: Hey, what time is it?
Jen looks at her wrist, which has all sorts of bracelets and bangles... but no watch.
Jen: It's wrist o'clock.
Joe: Ha ha. Funny. Seriously though.
Jen: I dunno and I don't want to get my phone from my bag. Find a clock or something.

by Dolores L.H. August 15, 2011