Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

baggy jacket

A large foreskin caused by having an enormous penis

That guy has an enormous penis. I wonder if he needs to hang his baggy jacket out to dry after sex.

by Taylortronics January 31, 2020

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

Sahalon Jacket

Some jacket that a lot of people wear. It’s red, white, and blu

Guy 1: Yo did you see that jacket?

Guy 2: Yea, It’s a Sahalon Jacket! They’re all over!

by Somecoolsy December 29, 2022

Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.

Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.

by MistressZ August 1, 2018

felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.

Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it

by Felony jacket December 24, 2016