Bruno is a young man who is very socua. He always stays neutral, and doesn’t really get mad at people. He is very smart and helpful. His girlfriend Jessica is also very smart and similar to him.
by coahforlife March 2, 2019

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A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

by Marmstrong June 25, 2023

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.
by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

by fuck u nigga im a king bitch October 31, 2023

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek
What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.
So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
Oh Bruno and shrek
What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.
So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022
