Banter cunt

A person who thinks everything is too old styled, but hangs out in the outskirts of the internet

James said my video was too old styled with the Newer music, what a banter cunt

by xxswagnimitexx June 23, 2015

cheeky banter

When your having banter with the lads preferably outside nandos, and the banter is extremly witty and funny to cheeky for your average geezer

Guy 1: My mum got mad at me for calling my sister spunk monkey so i started just calling her gooch cauz it funny.
Guy 2: Thats some cheeky banter that m8

by Pickledgooch December 1, 2016

banter pie

A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter.

"boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!"

by Vaughanie July 15, 2006

Banter king

The king of banter. The guy with the ultimate banter.

When jake cock blocks tommy all night long and he has to resort to prostitutes as the result. Jake is the banter king that night

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners September 15, 2015

Wiffy Banter

When someone pulls their trousers down

Jack Saunders was caught with his trousers at his ankles. It was proper Wiffy Banter

by Hat Seller May 5, 2018

banter bomb

Noun. An piece of high quality weapons-grade explosive bant that one drops on or plants in a conversation.

Some chob was talking to that teen. I swooped in and dropped three banter bombs ...

by Saunceston August 1, 2011

banter & brawl

Contraction of the EV Banter & Brawl.

by Coihandel October 9, 2003