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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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Lost contact

It’s like say your in middle school then you move up to high school and you go to a different school to your friends, you then lose contact easily. It can be quite hard to regain the friendship you have since you lost contact.
You moving away most probably means lost contact with people
by I miss people May 20, 2018
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new contacts

more money.
by wrwx May 6, 2024
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couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked
icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night
by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020
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penis contact

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?
by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022
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Contact

The film that must be watched by all fourth year physics classes.
Pupil: "Sir can we watch contact"
Teacher: "Only if everyone passes their prelim."
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Anti-Contact

A person (especially a paraphile) who is against acting on a sexual interest. This especially applies to people with attractions that are harmful when acted on, such as pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. When someone says they are anti-contact, they typically mean they are anti-contact with the types of paraphilias listed above, not anti-contact for every single paraphilia.
Person 1: I am a zoophile, but I am against having sex with animals. I am anti-contact.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
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