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net handle

A screenname,username, or other form of naming yourself on the internet. Most often found in chat sites, profiling sites, instant messengers, and online games.

*see also Handle
My one friend changes her net handle on every site she uses, its so frustrating!
by Onyxflame March 1, 2009
mugGet the net handlemug.

Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.
His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!
by Abesbox August 24, 2004
mugGet the Fish Netmug.

net registry

Net Registry has the opposite to the 'midas touch'

They have whats called the 'turn to shit touch'

EPIC FAIL

cheers

a.
Everything Net Registry Touch, it all just turn to shit EPIC FAIL
by Joesph Mahonie May 19, 2008
mugGet the net registrymug.

Net-Work

A term used when a Pro Wrestler uses the internet to trick his fans into thinking what he/she said online is real.
Did hear what Matt Hardy said on the internet? I bet it's another Net-Work.
by roundboy August 12, 2005
mugGet the Net-Workmug.

poop-net

he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net
by skidmarq July 31, 2008
mugGet the poop-netmug.

“Nothin’ but Net”

When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a shot and doesn’t hit the rim.
“Man I am on a roll! I went to the bathroom and hit “Nothin’ but Net”
by Chea-Z December 28, 2007
mugGet the “Nothin’ but Net”mug.

net nonce

One who views child pornography on the internet.Perpetuates market and causes children to be abused in photos.
PD subscribed to a child porn website and got traced, he felt like killing himself.
by plinth February 14, 2004
mugGet the net noncemug.

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