bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing

guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!

by ty148 May 10, 2017

Nursing the cat

It’s when you are taking longer than necessary

In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”

by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021

nurse monke

Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.

Patient: Nurse Monke is a good nurse

Rehab: Thank you monke

by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021

nurse

a useless m.f. istg.

oh car accident? so sorry that happened to you, ice pack? quoted from a nurse.

by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

er nurse

Bad ass mother fucking nurse that puts up with all the bull shit and saves lives

My mommy is a ER nurse

by Blue collar boy December 13, 2022

nurse dose

it’s when a nurse gives extra medicine that is not prescribed by a physician to a patient

There’s a TikTok about a girl who gave a “nurse dose” to a teenage patient to shut her up, and she almost died

by sliveena May 27, 2024

Nurse Proxy

“it” egirl. A real life embodiment of a pretty privilege. Gained recognision by cosplaying a school shooter and looking like an Effy Stonem and Belle Delphine love child. Lots of people want to be them, these people r normally pick me edgy cunts.

Person1:,,Wow, why is she trying so hard to be so weird and different?''

Person2:,,Idk man, I guess they just tryna be like Nurse Proxy''

by AutenticalRizzler July 4, 2024