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tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.
"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."
by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
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tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.
Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!
by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022
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tomato drop

Person 1: Dude, what's a tomato drop?
Person 2: Idk.
mugGet the tomato dropmug.

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018
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Tomato Toe

A big ass toe that's red and looks like its about to explode and excrete tomato juice. It also has a small nail and it's a forever thing.
Mayhlin is a pretty girl but she has a tomato toe. La'queeta and Lashawnda laugh at her nasty toe.
by alinessa69 July 11, 2014
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tomato frequencies

Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).
John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.
by Nalydylan June 13, 2023
mugGet the tomato frequenciesmug.

Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
by Ben burrito April 27, 2014
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