negative funny

When something is so unfunny you then look on that person or thing with contempt or even anger. Also, something that is supposed to be funny but isn't so much that you become angry for having wasted your time on it.

Me: Dude, check out this video on YouTube!
(after watching video)
You: Wow, that was negative funny, thanks a lot dick! I wish I had my 5 minutes back!

Or...

The guy who always tries to make everyone laugh but is completely lame is negative funny.

by The Cogs December 9, 2008

Negative Star

A word that i made up cause im bored..too fuckin hot...

While a star creates life a negative star destroys it

BTW =the dumb scientific term is a black hole

Dude 1: dude i was in space and this star totally blew up and that elemental recycling shit happened...
Dude 2: i was in space and a fukin "negative star" was eating this one planet up like it was a meatball..
Dude 3: i dont have a story

by Croatoan July 31, 2009

negative gnarly

something very crazy that goes way beyond wrong.

"dude you did her and you didn't know that she had a yeast infection!? thats fuckin negative gnarly"

by chris the 619er August 25, 2008

negative one

When a girl hasn't gone through puberty and has no boobs. They look so flat that it looks like they go into her body.

I was in the mall the other day and saw this ugly negative one chick.

by SPWalle August 28, 2010

Negative Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player bounces a Hosser into the underside opening of the Hoss Stand, it is a Negative Hoss and it is worth minus one Hoss.

I keep throwing Negative Hosses!!

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

Negative ghost rider

The act of using a sleeping males hand to mastubate with until they wake up. At which point you slap them in the face and yell "negative ghost rider".

Danny decided to give jim a negative ghost rider.

by KWilfong1 July 21, 2016

Negative ghost rider

Where some 40 year old 80’s obsessive mid-life crisis going through clownshoe turns no into 18 letters (without spaces).

Tyrone: Have you gotten my shoes yet?

Mom: Negative ghost rider

Tyrone: 😑

Mom: Hey honey have you cashed the check yet?

Dad: Negative ghost rider

by wulfyyyyy October 15, 2019