christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022

loop the mule

male masturbation, jerking-off, etc.

Man, this stripper is hot...I gotta go loop the mule.

by PJ75 September 16, 2007

off your mule

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

by TartdyTardis November 28, 2013

Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019

muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Emotional Mule

A person used by a friend or associate to pass on information, that the user doesn't want to tell to the intended recipients face personally.

Recipient "dude, you're my best friend what did she say?!"
Mule "grrr....She said she really likes you but i'm not allowed to tell you!"
Recipient "grrr, you're emotional mule!"

by Eddiy November 4, 2011

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011