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muddy driveway

the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.
by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014
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Muddy Susan

A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.
Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.
by JLthaKing October 9, 2017
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muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down
eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman
by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014
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Muddy dungeon

When there’s poop in a girls asshole while you’re giving anal.
I was hitting this girl in the asshole and she shit a little so I gave hut a muddy dungeon.
by LilT69 July 24, 2019
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muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.
I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.
by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007
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Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.
Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.
by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007
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Muddy Pussy

A female who's vagina is very dirty and has a lingering fishy odor.
Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"

Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."

Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"

Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!
by chanceofstormm December 9, 2021
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