A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.
Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.
by Ducky McDuckerson March 13, 2023

by mel.z July 25, 2017

by Fritzelfri February 2, 2019

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman
by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.
I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.
by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.
by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007

Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"
Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."
Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"
Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!
Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."
Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"
Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!
by chanceofstormm December 9, 2021
